Yo random dude, you won't believe this absolutely bonkers download size. It says literally 5 bytes? More like 5 GIGAS of pure hilarity. I'm busting a gut just thinking about it.
Prepare for maximum loading times! because this thing is gonna take forever. But hey, at least we'll have a good laugh while we wait, right?
- I can't wait to get my hands on this stuff!
That File Size is A Gnat's Play, Bro! 5MB LOL
{That file size? It's like, nothing. You could practically download it while you're waiting for the microwave to beep, bro. Don't even get me started on how fast it loads. Seriously, I swear this thing opens faster than my girlfriend/roommate/neighbor gets ready in the morning! Five MB? Pfft! Amateur hour, dude. This is like the micro-level of file sizes, bro. Give me a gigabyte any day!
Is My Download Speed Even a Factor Here? 5MB LOL?
Yo, I just downloaded/grabbed/snagged this gigantic lump of data and it was like nothing. Seriously, 5 MB? Give me/Throw me/Feed me something more challenging. This machine/rig/beast could handle a whole terabyte/gigabyte/petabyte in seconds!
- Don't even get me started/Let's be real/Seriously though on those slow internet speeds people complain about. I got fiber, baby!
- Downloading a whole season in seconds? That's how we roll.
Is This totally Joke? 5MB?? ????????
This file/download/thing is huge/massive/ridiculous, man! 5MB for this tiny/little/simple piece/chunk/scrap of content/information/data? Are they playing/pulling/joking with us? I could definitely download a movie/an album/a whole book in that time. Seriously/Come on/Honestly, what's the deal/story/explanation?
{5MB?! You Think I Have Time For That?|Dude 5MB?! That's Like a Century|Lol 5MB?! I Ain't Got Time For That! ????????
Seriously! Man give me a break, my internet is slower than a sloth in winter. I can barely even load a meme without it taking an eternity. 5 MB? That's like asking here me to climb Mount Everest blindfolded.
- Give me the lowdown, how am I supposed to access anything with that kind of data limit? I need to be able to browse the web at warp speed, you know?
- I'm about to explode if I have to wait another minute for this thing to load.
Seriously, boost my data plan already!
5MB? Please. My Wi-Fi's on Steroids ????????
Yo, 5MB? That's ancient tech! My Wi-Fi is running at lightning. I'm practically teleporting. You think downloading a movie takes forever? I can binge an entire season in seconds.
Get with the program, my friend.